Britney Found Not Guilty by Not Showing Up for Court

She may have lost weight, got in shape and performed better, but just under the surface the real Britney lingers...

You see Britney was "too fragile" for court on the 21st of October. So please, the photo you see of her to the right... That' not Britney -- No. The real Britney can't stand to face so many people. I think the magic number is 12, once you get to 12 people, Britney caves into a fragile shyness rendering her incapable of public appearances. Her exact words, "I can't face all those people. I don't want to deal with all the people."

Only Madonna matches Britney's absent minded genius. Britney dodged a bullet as her invalid license trial went on without her. Mere mortals would have shown up for court. Not Britney, she's much too smart for that. Typical of all jury trials, you can't get 12 people to agree on anything. Britney lucked out a mistrial. Without her present to bash anyone over the head with an umbrella, Britney had overwhelming support from the jurors, 10 voted her not-guilty as 2 voted guilty.