...and we LOVE you for it! Cheers, you catty old broad...CHEERS!
There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. I know Satan is behind this slaughter party. What's next?! A remake of Pulp Fiction starring Zac Efron and Demi Lovato?! (Oh no...I just gave Michael Bay an idea!)
Well, Faye Dunaway was in the original, as you know. The Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Mistress Faye. That must have felt like a...WIRE HANGAAAAAAAAAAAAR! The truth always destroys.
(It bears stating, at this point, that the REAL Bonnie and Clyde were NOT lookers like Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway...or Hillary Duff and Kevin Zegers, for that matter...)
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