Today's celebrity photo is of Popeye's Chicken. This is the hotness right here. It makes people do wrong things for it. A young mother in Jacksonville, FL knows all about the classiness.The young woman -- let's give her a really CLASSY name, like Marianne (HA!) -- was closing up a Popeye's with her boyfriend when a few dudes in a Pontiac started following them.
Marianne's chicken brings all the boys to the yard!
She says they started shouting at her, "GIVE US THE CHICKEN!"
Aw. I remember in the old days when strange, creepy old men in cars would shout that at my friends and I while we were walking down the street.
Anyway, these guys wanted Marianne's Popeye's Chicken! Marianne kept on walking.
After a few minutes, the dudes sped off. Marianne and her man kept on walking home thinking they were gone, but the dudes reappeared and this time they stepped their game up. They pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot Marianne if she didn't give up the chicken!
Marianne's boyfriend begged them not to shoot her, because she's two months pregnant (said in the best Maury Povich voice: You are NOT the father!). Marianne and her boyfriend got on the floor and that's when the poultry robbers stole her chicken and her purse.
They only took her purse because they probably thought she had some biscuits in there.
The police are currently looking for the chicken thieves.
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