Desperation has a first name, it's J-E-N-N-Y...

Jenny has a movie coming out about a dog (and Clyde is DEFINITELY the star of that one -- according to reliable sources, the movie is basically "Rachel" married to Owen Wilson...Jennifer Aniston, as usual, gives the one-note performance that she always gives. She can't act, she looks like a haggard old broad, and she can't keep a man...CLAASSSYYY...), so she decided it was time to polish off her "Ah's soooo in lurveeees" gaze and bring John Mayer out for a little "surprise candid photo shoot with the paparazzi."

If these pictures were black and white, they would look exactly like those fake photos that come with new frames.

Here's Jenny and John leaving La Esquina in NYC last night after having dinner with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos.

(Yes, I am DEFINITELY Team Angelina...have been, always will be...it's years later, and Jen is still bringing it up...meanwhile, Angelina and Brad have gone on to awards nominations, hit movies, and babies galore. The best revenge is moving on, and dear Jenny here hasn't gotten that memo. For those of you who think she's "classy" (HA!): please tell me what "classy" woman poses naked on GQ, slams her ex and his new partner (who also happens to be the mother of his children), and basically spends her time sulking around looking old and haggard, riding on the laurels of her "Friends" fame. At least Angelina Jolie ADMITS she's a hot mess. Jennifer Aniston's holier-than-thou, I'm-famous-from-a-show-that-ended-10-years-ago attitude wears EXTREMELY thin, and these photos do her no favors either...)

Kelly Ripa Runs In Heels

Kelly Ripa was joined by hundreds of women for the High- Heel-A-Thon to benefit March of Dimes which was filmed for her show, Regis & Kelly. Tons of women, and even a few men, were there to support a good cause!

I don't care who you are, running in heels is definitely a talent! All those people should be applauded and deserve a medal. Hopefully there weren't any ankle sprains!

J.Lo set to star in new TLC reality show

New mom Jennifer Lopez, 39, was a producer for MTV's "DanceLife" and made a cameo on Fox's "American Idol." But this time the singer-actress-dancer wants the camera on her.

Lopez has signed a contract to star in an unscripted TLC series that follows the star as she balances work and motherhood. She will also be an executive producer of the show.

"Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience," said TLC President Angela Shapiro-Mathes.

"I'm looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together," Lopez said.

Lopez has three fashion lines and her show will include the launch of a new fragrance from her perfume collection. She and husband Marc Anthony, 38, welcomed twins in February.

But Lopez isn't the only celebrity going the reality TV route. She is preceded by Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson, the Osbournes and more. Thirty-seven-year-old Kelly Ripa of "Live with Regis and Kelly" will also host an upcoming TLC series, and she and her husband Mark Consuelos have a deal with TLC so the station has first dibs on upcoming projects the two develop for their production company Milojo Prods.