Stephanie Tanner, we hardly knew ye...

Before we get into this hot mess, I would like to point out the Ed Hardy shirts on these two. First of all, I hate Ed Hardy. H8E. His stuff looks like the old-time graffiti that used to populate the Queens Blvd. underpass where I grew up. I don't want that on my shirt, and I think people who spend hundreds of dollars on one shirt for this travesty (especially in this day and age, when people are losing their jobs left and right, and can't afford to put food on their table) are self-serving douche-nozzles.

Aside from that, people who buy Ed Hardy "couture" are also being duped. BADLY. In France, the term haute couture is protected by law and is defined by the Chambre de commerce et d'industrie de Paris based in Paris, France. Their rules state that only "those companies mentioned on the list drawn up each year by a commission domiciled at the Ministry for Industry are entitled to avail themselves" of the label haute couture. The criteria for haute couture were established in 1945 and updated in 1992.
To earn the right to call itself a couture house and to use the term haute couture in its advertising and any other way, members of the Chambre syndicale de la haute couture must follow these rules:

Design made-to-order for private clients, with one or more fittings.

Have a workshop (atelier) in Paris that employs at least fifteen people full-time.

Each season (i.e., twice a year), present a collection to the Paris press, comprising at least thirty-five runs with outfits for both daytime wear and evening wear.

However, the term haute couture may have been misused by ready-to-wear brands since the late 1980s, so that its true meaning may have become blurred with that of prêt-à-porter (the French term for ready-to-wear fashion) in the public perception.

In a nutshell, Ed Hardy, you're an idiot. You no more make couture than those idiot groupies who cut up band shirts and call it "rock wear."

ANYWAY, Stephanie Tanner and her estranged husband, Cody Herpin, were in an Orange County, CA court room this morning for an emergency custody hearing. During the hearing, the judge ordered that Jodie Sweetin can't be with her 8-month-old daughter Zoie without one of her parents present. This is beyond "how rude!"

Herpin told the judge that his former meth head wife is a lousy mom who shouldn't be alone with their daughter. Herpin said Jodie once drove drunk with their baby in the car. Some doctor-type confirmed that Jodie was back on the booze for a quick minute, but said that she's been talking to her sponsor and going to AA meetings.

Herpin's lawyer told People that they know she's boozing, "but there's also concern regarding methamphetamines."

TMZ says that both Herpin and Sweetin have to get drug tested before the next hearing.