Yes... but did he ever get his thumb back?

Note to any would be robbers. Never use a weapon that you wouldn't want used on yourself. It all started like a bad Quinten Tarrentino film. The robbers took on what seemed like an easy score... a whore house.

Bryan Perez and an accomplice traded a small haul of a few hundred dollars for his thumb. The ladies of the night put up some fight and disarmed him from his ...machete! In the scuffle his thumb was hacked off!

Within hours he was arrested as the police matched his thumbprint ... er' make that Thumb! To his thumbsocket.

No word if the doctor was kind enough to sew his thumb back on. The doctor did mention in the arrest affidavit, "fits like a puzzle piece."

Super Bowl Rings Stolen in Jewelry Heist

Thieves broke into a jewelry company in Attleboro, Mass. over the weekend and took up to $2 Million in valuables. Also taken were the Super Bowl rings made for the New York Giants staff members.

Apparently they disabled the alarm system at E.A. Dion Inc., come through the roof, and managed to steal a safe that weighed over 1,000 pounds.

On Sunday a Dion employee was frustrated when she was unable to access her work e-mail from home, came to the business and discovered the mess. Sources say they have no idea when over the weekend the heist took place. The players of the NY Giants fortunately have already received their rings, the stolen ones were to be given to the staff, and will be replaced soon.

Lilo sued over fur coat

Masha Markova has sued Lindsay Lohan over stealing her $12,000 golden sheared mink coat in January, the Associated Press reported. The 22-year-old New York college student and the soon-to-be 22-year-old actress were at the New York City nightclub 1Oak when the alleged theft occurred, according to papers filed in Manhattan's state Supreme Court.

Markova said she saw Lohan wearing the coat in a magazine photo. "It was my coat. It was no doubt," she told the New York Post. The club reportedly returned the coat to her in February.

Lohan's rep did not reply to queries about the lawsuit, but she did supported her in the past when Lohan was accused of stealing clothes from 23-year-old model Lauren Hastings' closet.

"This is not true. It's not what it seems," the rep for the actress said.

At the time, Inside Edition reported that Hastings filed a suit but the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office declined to prosecute the actress due to insufficient evidence.

Lindsay Lohan's Sticky Fingers

A Columbia University student, Masha Markova, recently claimed Lindsay Lohan swiped her $11,000 blond mink coat at a New York City party earlier in the year.

Dina Lohan said that her daughter never stole the fur coat.

"I talked to Lindsay. We were laughing hysterically on the phone," the momager told Inside Edition. "I mean really, it's silly."

Markova reportedly got her coat back three weeks later - after Lohan had been pictured wearing it - but wants the actress to pay for the unauthorized rental.

Now 23-year-old model Lauren Hastings, who is reportedly dating Shia LaBeouf, is on buzznet.com claiming the troubled actress lifted thousands of dollars worth of clothing from her closet.

"Basically, I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty," Hastings said in a video on the site. She said while she was away her house-sitter hosted an unauthorized party. Hastings came home and found five witnesses telling her the story behind the theft.

"They all said they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard," Hastings added.

According to Inside Edition, Hastings reported the theft, but the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office has declined to prosecute the actress due to insufficient evidence.

"I contacted Lindsay and said, 'Look, I know you stole my clothes,' Hastings said. "She then said I was completely delusional; I was pathetic."

A rep for Lohan said: "This is not true. It's not what it seems."

In other Lohan news, the actress made headlines for her role in the yet-to-be-filmed Charles Manson biopic, but it appears her hard-partying ways may have hindered her casting.

The actress' contract to play Manson follower and family member Nancy Pittman has reportedly been cancelled because producers are concerned her two 2007 rehab stints failed to curb her partying. Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton also claims other major movie stars were refusing to sign due to Lohan's presence.