Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2009

Octo-Mommy's TV Debut!

For the first time in my life, I'm speechless.

Nadya Suleman (or Angelina Jolie? You be the judge...) sat down with Ann Curry yesterday. The entire interview will air on Monday morning and Tuesday night on NBC. NBC claims they didn't pay her for the interview (LIARS!) even though there were rumors that Nadya was trying to get $2 million a pop.

On not being able to afford her ten million kids:
“I know I'll be able to afford them when I'm done with my schooling. If I was just sitting down watching TV and not being as determined as I am to succeed and provide a better future for my children, I believe that would be considered, to a certain degree, selfish.”

On why she is the greatest mama in the universe:
“Everything I do, I'll stop my life for them and be present with them. And hold them. And be with them. And how many parents do that? I'm sure there are many that do, but many don't. And that's unfortunate. That is selfish.”

On why she risked carrying 6 embryos instead of just 1 or 2:
“Those are my children, and that’s what was available. It’s a gamble.”

On why she wants an army of babies:
"That was always a dream of mine, to have a large family, a huge family, and I just longed for certain connections and attachments with another person that I really lacked, I believe, growing up."

On what she lacked growing up (besides, obviously, a brain):
"I didn't feel as though, when I was a child, I had much control of my environment. I felt powerless. And that gave me a sense of predictability. Reflecting back on my childhood, I know it wasn't functional. It was pretty dysfunctional, and whose isn't?”

She should be sitting down with a team of psychiatric professionals, not with Ann Curry.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Tom Cruise Finds Bigger Couch To Jump


Everyone's favorite couch jumper has found new heights from which to jump. Or has he? A rumor had recently been reported that Tom Cruise died falling off The Kauri Cliffs in New Zealand.


Katie I love yoooooooooo... Whoops, there he goes. Or not. In an unfortunate turn of events, it's been officially reported that Tom Cruise is in fact not dead. He did not fall or jump off the Kauri Cliffs. While many are lamenting this, it is always good to look on the brighter side of bad news.


Isn't it much more fun to make fun of Tom alive than dead?